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Entries Tagged as 'Reagan'

August 18th, 2008 · 10 Comments

Over the weekend I took my fourteen-year-old son, Taylor, shopping for school clothes. Walking in to Old Navy he says, “I only want black t-shirts this year. It’ll make getting ready in the morning easier.”
What?
The kid wears the same thing everyday, come winter, spring, summer or fall, a pair of jeans, tennis shoes [...]

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July 9th, 2008 · 9 Comments

As I’ve mentioned before, my daughter attends two local church-based youth groups.
And she’s an atheist.
Today one of the youth groups is going to see “Get Smart.” I encouraged Taylor to go, too, but the weirdo boy isn’t willing to put up with a little extraneous religion to go to a [...]

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June 19th, 2008 · 10 Comments

Yesterday, riding in the car, my daughter said “I have a problem.”
To the mom of a teenager, that’s the panicky equivalent of yesteryear’s “We need to talk.”
“That sunscreen you bought me, SPF 50, well it’s not letting me tan at all.”
Damn, I was wondering when she would figure that out.
We are fair skinned, freckled, Nordic [...]

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I wanna make love in this club, in this club, in this club.

June 6th, 2008 · 9 Comments

I swear they play that Usher song more than once an hour on the radio station my teen daughter likes.
It came on the other night while Reagan and I were in the car and I tried to catch all the lyrics. Not only does Usher want to “make love in this club,” he wants [...]

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A bunch of “D.S.”

June 3rd, 2008 · 5 Comments

Reagan and I were discussing doody semantics last night. And she said “One piece is a called turd but the plural form of it is poop and a pile is called……
SHIT.”

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very mysterious

June 2nd, 2008 · 9 Comments

There is a David Sedaris story that goes something like this:
“One summer my family was embroiled in a mystery. Someone was wiping his or her butt on our mahogany colored bathtowels and replacing the towels on the shelf, properly folded. At one point or other each of us was the victim and one [...]

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Tags: Reagan · Taylor · Uncategorized · dog · family · husband

At least she used the right form of “their.”

May 9th, 2008 · 17 Comments

I moniter my kids’ online activities, instant messages, cell phone usage, text messages, etc. They know it’s a part of being allowed to have an email address, having a Myspace page, and a cell phone.
Today I checked out my daughter’s Yahoo Answers! profile and looked at the questions she had answered. [...]

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Maybe “pamphlet” would be more appropriate?

May 6th, 2008 · 11 Comments

Riding in the car yesterday Reagan said “Mom, remember when I went to that lock-in and the topic was abstinence?”
“Yah?”
“Well, one 6th grader asked ‘If abstinence is so great, then why are there prostitutes?’”
My son proclaimed this to be his new motto.
He wants to get bumper stickers and t-shirts printed and sell them; [...]

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SWPL #101

April 29th, 2008 · 7 Comments

My kids were supposed to have a dance last Friday night. It was cancelled because the teacher that usually sponsers it was ill. No other teacher could do it? Whatever.
Disappointed, my daughter asked to attend the “30 Hour Famine,” hosted by the nearby Methodist church.
What, pray tell, is a [...]

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Expelled

April 21st, 2008 · 5 Comments

Drug addicts doctor shop, looking for pain meds. My daughter church shops, not looking for God, but for fun activities. Bowling? A lock-in? She’s there. Bible Study? Not so much.
She goes to the youth group at two local churches, Methodist and Presbyterian. Despite my atheistic ways, I’ve always figured, [...]

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