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Entries Tagged as 'husband'

He got what was coming to him…

October 29th, 2008 · 10 Comments

Yesterday I wrote this but didn’t get around to posting it:
I am a Democrat. Surrounded by three Republicans.
Three self-righteous Republicans. Ugh.
None of them regularly read the newspaper, or watch any news other than FOX. One told me that I am “drinking the Obama Kool-Aid.” Another said that [...]

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very mysterious

June 2nd, 2008 · 9 Comments

There is a David Sedaris story that goes something like this:
“One summer my family was embroiled in a mystery. Someone was wiping his or her butt on our mahogany colored bathtowels and replacing the towels on the shelf, properly folded. At one point or other each of us was the victim and one [...]

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Mike Oxlong

May 19th, 2008 · 11 Comments

Saturday night we (Taylor, Chris, Tay’s friend Wesley) were hanging out playing board games.
The topic of usernames came up. Chris said “My username on my fantasy league is Mike-Oh, I better not say.”
Taylor and Wesley started lauging hysterically.
Okay, what’s so funny about Mike? Mike What?
Chris finally admited that his username is [...]

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Venus and Mars

March 10th, 2008 · 8 Comments

Friday when I arrived home from work my husband was in the kitchen, wiping off the stove. I started talking about my day, but then he halted me, saying, “I can’t believe you didn’t notice that I had cleaned the counters and the stove top. You should have noticed and thanked me!” [...]

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Goals

March 6th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Last night my husband said:
“I was thinking about goals and I have come up with one. I would like to go to Monte Carlo to see the Formula One race in two or three years. I’d like to stay at a really nice hotel and go to the casino and be able to [...]

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Version 3.0?

March 6th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Last night, after having a talk with Taylor, Chris said “We should have another baby.”
I started laughing, thinking, “What about our son’s recent shitty behaviour makes having another one seem like a good idea?”
He had a reasonable explanation. “Well, I think we’ve screwed these two up too much, maybe we just need [...]

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It’s all a matter of comparison….

March 3rd, 2008 · 4 Comments

Have I ever mentioned that I’m hard to live with? For example, this morning:
Chris: “You look pretty today.”
Me: “Hmmm… so are you saying I didn’t look pretty yesterday?”
Chris: “No, just that you look pretty today.”
Me: “Well, that implies that yesterday I looked like crap.”
Chris: “Why can’t you just say [...]

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Despite the “giant dip” (that was a shout-out to NHBC)

February 29th, 2008 · No Comments

My husband just emailed me:
“tonight, at some point, I want your body.”
My response:
“And you think I’m sexy?
Come on baby let it show?”
God, I’m funny….

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Valentine’s Day Wishes

February 15th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Yesterday I wrote this entry, but didn’t get around to finishing it:
“For Valentine’s Day I wish I had:
a clean car
a clean bedroom
a clean bathroom
Noticing a trend? Apparently we are slobs. Especially me.”
Today I’m a bit sad because my husband didn’t get me anything, WAY WORSE, he didn’t do anything for the [...]

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“Time to Call ‘Bob’?”

February 8th, 2008 · 5 Comments

I was talking to a fellow blogger one day about blogging and anonymity. Once you aren’t anonymous, even to a few people, does it effect the way you blog? I think so.
For example, yesterday morning I was showering and my husband walked into the bathroom and hopped in the tub. [...]

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