keep passing the open windows

I heard a rumor today, that our blogger bashes are sorely in need of some new blood; in that spirit, I’d like to extend my sincerest invitation to:
The Mimes and Mummers Alumni Association
Furries for Obama
Members of the National Funeral Directors and Morticians Association
Everyone I’ve friended on Facebook
All used car salesmen in the area (We’d [...]

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My sister K. has a Myspace blog and yesterday, her birthday (Happy Belated Birthday!), she wrote a post about driving across a bridge and imaging her car going over the edge.
Would she try to save herself? Would she drown? Would she suddenly, under pressure, learn to swim?
And she also pondered the [...]

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One suggestion, maybe next time it should be set up like those speed dating events… Billy could blow the whistle, and everyone could move on to a new table. Morton Malaise sort of did this on his own, due to his chivalrous nature, constantly getting up so a tardy blogger could be seated.
I [...]

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The blogger bash was Saturday night. I brought my friend Laura because she owed me big time from an incidence that went something like this:
“The German”
Several years ago Laura was fixed up with this priggish german guy and made me come along on the date. The date, during which, I swear to [...]

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