Archive for September 2nd, 2008

Walmart weirdness

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

Saturday night going through the check-out lane at Walmart I had the following conversation with my clerk:
Her: “Hi!”
Me: “Hi, wow! You are quite cheerful for being at work on a Saturday night.”
Her: “Yes. Have you found Jesus as your personal saviour?” (It was literally completely out of [...]

She made it!

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

Now that my daughter is a cheerleader, instead of hearing me say:
Uh, yah, right, cheerleading is a sport. A sport where you cheer for others playing a different, better sport.
And:
Cheerleaders? A bunch of uck-stay up-ay iches-bay.
And:
God, their skirts are way too short, inappropriate for thirteen-year-olds.
I’ll be saying:
Oh, cheerleading is very athletic. As [...]