Mike Oxlong

Saturday night we (Taylor, Chris, Tay’s friend Wesley) were hanging out playing board games.

The topic of usernames came up. Chris said “My username on my fantasy league is Mike-Oh, I better not say.”

Taylor and Wesley started lauging hysterically.

Okay, what’s so funny about Mike? Mike What?

Chris finally admited that his username is “Mike Oxlong”

(If you don’t get it, say it three times fast.)

Am I married to a fourteen year old boy or what?

Turning to Wesley, “How did you know?”

His reply:
“Well, that used to be Taylor’s username on AIM.” (AOL Instant Messanger.)

Shit, I wonder what Ben Dover and Harry Schlong’s parents’ thought when their sons were online talking to “Mike Oxlong?”

1 Maria // May 19, 2008 at 5:42 pm

LOL. Lets not forget Mike Hunt!
2 Secret Server // May 19, 2008 at 5:51 pm

That “used to be Taylor’s username”? I wonder if he came up with something even better for a new one?
3 Rixblix // May 19, 2008 at 6:58 pm

I pretty much think all grown men are 14 year old boys at heart. Mr. Rix and my boys were laughing about Hugh Jass this weekend.
4 Cory // May 19, 2008 at 7:15 pm

Yeah, we’re pretty much 14 forever. 14-year-olds who can drink. Scary but true.
5 postsimian // May 19, 2008 at 9:06 pm

I wonder if Pat McRatch has read this?
6 mortonmalaise // May 19, 2008 at 9:40 pm

I hear Phil McCracken is in town, but he had a pretty crappy trip in.
7 Jennifer // May 20, 2008 at 1:27 pm

Did anyone see SNL this weekend? Steve Carell did a graduation ceremony sketch in which every student had an “interesting” name.
8 Cory // May 20, 2008 at 2:40 pm

I have boycotted SNL since Mike Myers, Chris Farley, and Dana Carvey left.
9 Jennifer // May 20, 2008 at 8:11 pm

Amy Poehler is hysterical. And I really like the digital shorts, too.

I hate to say it, because I like Tina Fey, but I think they show is better now that she’s not head writer.
10 Billy Dennis // May 22, 2008 at 11:09 pm

Maria” I’d like to hear you say that about five times real fast.
11 postsimian // May 23, 2008 at 4:43 pm

I can has new blog post?

keep passing the open windows