Comments on: Unintended consequences

By: chef Kevin

chef Kevin — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:29:02 +0000

Send her flowers with a note attached reading “I understand you had an explicit encounter with my husband in Casey’s parking lot. I heard that “you amazed him” with your perverse sense of expression. What, exactly, did you do? He’s been “revved up” for days and all I can say is “Thank you”.

By: mortonmalaise

mortonmalaise — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:37:43 +0000

I knew you understood. Others seemed to think I was serious.

By: jenjw4

jenjw4 — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:36:03 +0000

MM,
No, I get it… I knew you weren’t seriously suggesting I vandalize someone’s vehicle… it’s one of those things that’s nice to imagine doing, but, at least at my age, one wouldn’t actually do…
Jennifer

By: mortonmalaise

mortonmalaise — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:14:29 +0000

OK, I was totally kidding. Maybe I need to remember the “/sarcasm” at the end in the future.

By: Ramble On

Ramble On — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:25:04 +0000

Another from the book of trite old sayings: “Love your enemies, it will drive them nuts.” or “Smile, it makes people wonder what you are up to.”

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By: Grandma's Attic

Grandma's Attic — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:44:41 +0000

I used to be as vindictive as they came, but it could get expensive for you. It could also turn criminal rather quickly. So, if you think it through you will quickly realize that doing any of the things suggested above would only make you look bad as well as pay the consequences for that crazy ass biyotch. Take Reno’s advice and look at is as a positive. You can’t have every crazy hooker like you, so just take the friends you have and call it quits on worrying about her. Besides, that will drive her even battier. (Is that really a word?)

By: mortonmalaise

mortonmalaise — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:35:05 +0000

10 years ago, I would’ve said “Get that bitch,” but I’m older and wiser now. Now I say, “Hire someone to get that bitch.”

By: jenjw4

jenjw4 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:38:33 +0000

Hmmm… maybe, though, escalating the hatred of a crazy person isn’t the best idea? This might fall into the “leave well enough alone” catagory.

By: mortonmalaise

mortonmalaise — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:42:59 +0000

Or you could put bologna on the paint. I hear when it dries, it sticks to the paint and peels it off when the bologna is removed. This may or may not be true. Or you could superglue thumbtacks to her windshield wipers. Then there’s always the classic egging. Eggs do a helluva job ruining paint, too. So I hear.